Telehell

A long time ago, I tried to rig a cable box so I could watch Free Pay Per View...The resulting electric shock I got from tampering with the box resulted in a One-way trip to Hell, where my punishment is to review the worst/dumbest TV shows of all time for All of Eternity, and use Dante's Nine Circles of Hell as a Ratings system...this will continue until the time ever comes when I find the ONE TV Show in the world that checks off all Nine Circles, or until I become bored with doing the show (Whichever occurs first). This is Telehell; The Podcast where We cover the worst, the dumbest, the most sin-worthy of TV moments from the past 7 decades. Add dry wit and cheesy jokes to the mix, and you've got something that will last throughout eternity--we hope. New Shows are now MONTHLY (Life got in the way one too many times), but we're still here...and remember..."If It's Not in Telehell...It's Not worth a Damn!"

EPISODE #124 - Playing With Fire (1985 TV Movie)

Jul 12, 2026

For years, this 1985 TV Movie was considered one of the Holy Grails of Lost Media; two years after it's been found, me and an outer-worldly visitor (SPECIAL GUEST: Kevin "Kev The Ripper" Noble) use the movie to--hopefully--reignite the fires of Hell...and also see if Gary Coleman should've fired his agent after...

EPISODE #123 - The Top 8 Darkest Moments in Kids TV Cartoons

May 31, 2026

CONTENT WARNING: 13:10 - 21:24 (Discussion of Suicide & Self-Harm)

If you need assistance involving Mental Health, Call #988 - the National Suicide Prevention Helpline (NOTE: Hashtag is NOT part of the number, that's just to spread the word elsewhere)

Now that the Department of Podcast Efficency has Plunged us into...

EPISODE #122 - Get High on Yourself (1981 Drug PSA)

Apr 19, 2026

WE'RE BACK, BABY! And we come back with one of the more unusual relics of the 1980s. If you thought the Anti-Drug movement of the decade started with Nancy Reagan & "Just Say No"; a disgraced movie producer & 90+ stars of the day led the way first with a misguided message (By the way, I'm aware of the Irony of posting...

EPISODE #121 - Baby Talk (Part 2)

Nov 27, 2025

(UNOFFICIAL) SEASON 7 FINALE: I continue to look after the future spawns of evil as we also continue to look at a TV show Nobody Wanted to Continue...and yet it did...And don't worry, we keep the screaming babies to a Bare minimum here.

We'll see you in 2026 in a New MONTHLY format (we'll explain at the end)!

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EPISODE #120 - The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (1980 TV Movie)

Oct 30, 2025

TELEHELL-O-WEEN concludes with--what I may truly feel--is one of the Worst Literary Adaptations ever made for Television...surprsingly enough, it's NOT because young Jeff Goldblum is Ichabod Crane; thats the LEAST of this movie's problems.

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