Telehell

A long time ago, I tried to rig a cable box so I could watch Free Pay Per View...The resulting electric shock I got from tampering with the box resulted in a One-way trip to Hell, where my punishment is to review the worst/dumbest TV shows of all time for All of Eternity, and use Dante's Nine Circles of Hell as a Ratings system...this will continue until the time ever comes when I find the ONE TV Show in the world that checks off all Nine Circles, or until I become bored with doing the show (Whichever occurs first). This is Telehell; The Podcast where We cover the worst, the dumbest, the most sin-worthy of TV moments from the past 7 decades. Add dry wit and cheesy jokes to the mix, and you've got something that will last throughout eternity--we hope. New Shows are now MONTHLY (Life got in the way one too many times), but we're still here...and remember..."If It's Not in Telehell...It's Not worth a Damn!"

Merry Christmas! (I've got Nothing)

Dec 22, 2024

SPECIAL: I legitimately have no idea what I'm doing; but here's what I can tell you for certain WILL happen in what will BARELY pass as a Christmas Special:

01:34 - Intro
06:31 - Pho-HO-HOne-O-Rama
22:00 - THAT Folgers commercial (You know the one)
35:00 - INTERLUDE: "12 Days of Xmas" by Norm MacDonald
38:54 - THE...

SPECIAL: The Telehell Feast of Gluttony

Nov 28, 2024

SPECIAL: With the Boss out for Thanksgiving, and me not having eaten Surface food in a long time, I’m raiding his fridge to pull out 6 leftovers from our Patreon that are guaranteed to give Advertisers (and myself) some indigestion…

Filmed in front of a Live bag of Marshmallows; if you want to skip over the...

ASK TELEHELL 4

Oct 20, 2024

It's our Quasi-annual Quest into the world of Questions, Queries & Queasts (There's "Mr. Show" fans here, right?). If we use your question, we send you one of our Swag packs, it's That Simple!

NEXT SHOW: THANKSGIVING ("The Telehell Feast of Gluttony"; our look at bad food commercials)

SPECIAL: Telehell's Wearying World of Sports

Sep 8, 2024

SPECIAL: Guest host Scott Mason (Play Like a Jet Podcast) is here to guide you through the world of Sports...Particularly, Sports Gimmicks that were designed to bring in more viewers, but instead caused those same viewers to change the channel at world record speeds

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EPISODE 107 - The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer (1998)

Jul 21, 2024

SEASON 6 FINALE: Having been captured by The Boss and placed inside his new invention, "The Genre-Mat"; He is now forcing me to not only sit through one of the Worst TV Shows of All time, but do so in a way that requires funding from a grant by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting.