Telehell

A long time ago, I tried to rig a cable box so I could watch Free Pay Per View...The resulting electric shock I got from tampering with the box resulted in a One-way trip to Hell, where my punishment is to review the worst/dumbest TV shows of all time for All of Eternity, and use Dante's Nine Circles of Hell as a Ratings system...this will continue until the time ever comes when I find the ONE TV Show in the world that checks off all Nine Circles, or until I become bored with doing the show (Whichever occurs first). This is Telehell; The Podcast where We cover the worst, the dumbest, the most sin-worthy of TV moments from the past 7 decades. Add dry wit and cheesy jokes to the mix, and you've got something that will last throughout eternity--we hope. New Shows are now MONTHLY (Life got in the way one too many times), but we're still here...and remember..."If It's Not in Telehell...It's Not worth a Damn!"

The Ballad of Telehell (SONG)

Apr 12, 2026

So, I did a thing...with a little help from Technology (Consider this my "Coming Out" to the use of A.I.)

Yes, I used Suno to make this (and have FULL BROADCAST RIGHTS/PERMISSIONS to Post it); but I DID Write the Lyrics & Added my own SFX. And yes, the title card is A.I. too.

Otherwise, I'm stunned that it turned out...

Telehell REMASTERED: A Demo

Jan 11, 2026

Some people have asked us; "Restore & rerun old episodes? Why??" We say "Restore and Rerun old episodes, WHY NOT???" After you hear a little bit about the How & the Why behind our madness, Join us thru March as we present "surgically enhanced" versions of the following classic episodes from Season 2:

1/18: Nearly...

SEASON 7: An Introduction

Jan 19, 2025

THE WAIT IS ALMOST OVER (We Promise)!!! But BEFORE We kick off Season 7 Next week with 3 shows in a row, we have some unfinished business to take care of...Whatever became of "The Genre-Mat"? Who is this Efficency Guy? and Why don't I appear until the Very End of this? Answers to most of these questions will...

SEASON 6 TRAILER

Oct 29, 2023

You're gonna get more than you (and I) barganed for this season...

Special Thanks to Darren Marlar of "Weird Darkness", and Apologies to the late Larry Lujack & Bill Price.

WBcember - An Introduction

Dec 4, 2022

The other Broadcast TV network to debut in the 1990s was UPN's worthy rival for most of its existence; the difference between the WB & UPN? Most of the WB's shows were watchable...emphasis on "Most". This December, we're gonna "Kiss the Frog, Baby!"