Telehell

A long time ago, I tried to rig a cable box so I could watch Free Pay Per View...The resulting electric shock I got from tampering with the box resulted in a One-way trip to Hell, where my punishment is to review the worst/dumbest TV shows of all time for All of Eternity, and use Dante's Nine Circles of Hell as a Ratings system...this will continue until the time ever comes when I find the ONE TV Show in the world that checks off all Nine Circles, or until I become bored with doing the show (Whichever occurs first). This is Telehell; The Podcast where We cover the worst, the dumbest, the most sin-worthy of TV moments from the past 7 decades. Add dry wit and cheesy jokes to the mix, and you've got something that will last throughout eternity--we hope. New Shows are now MONTHLY (Life got in the way one too many times), but we're still here...and remember..."If It's Not in Telehell...It's Not worth a Damn!"

SPECIAL COMMENT: Remembering Fred Silverman

Jan 30, 2020

We take a few minutes to remember our "Patron Saint", as well as all the Positive achievements he made to television.

Episode 10 - The Heidi Game

Jan 27, 2020

On this week before the Super Bowl, we talk about the reason why Football games push everything in Prime Time up about an hour or so; simply put, we have a little German girl to blame for it.

NOTE: We recorded this episode while getting over a week-long fever, I'm gonna sound pretty F'd up.

Episode 9 - Quark (1978)

Jan 20, 2020

As the original Star Wars was gaining popularity, it was only a matter of time until all the imitators would try to flatter the audience...This short lived space spoof involving a barely competent crew of astro-trash men, women & clones was one of them. SPECIAL THANKS to Rob Maurer for his help this episode.

NOTE: We...

Episode 8 - The Clerks Sitcom Pilot (1995)

Jan 13, 2020

What happens when you take one of the most iconic Indie movies of all time, Remove everything about it that made it great, and add a Laugh Track, the future "Felicity" and "Goatboy"? You get a story that's a little over 37 Minutes to tell.

CAUTION: More Explicit Language/content than we normally allow.

Episode 7 - 20/20's Pilot Episode

Jan 6, 2020

SEASON 2 PREMIERE: Hindsight is 20/20; and if it weren't for Hindsight, ABC's News Magazine of the Same Name would Never have survived past its first episode in 1978. Telehell is Back with an All-New Season, and how could we NOT take advantage of Once in a lifetime Wordplay?