Telehell

A long time ago, I tried to rig a cable box so I could watch Free Pay Per View...The resulting electric shock I got from tampering with the box resulted in a One-way trip to Hell, where my punishment is to review the worst/dumbest TV shows of all time for All of Eternity, and use Dante's Nine Circles of Hell as a Ratings system...this will continue until the time ever comes when I find the ONE TV Show in the world that checks off all Nine Circles, or until I become bored with doing the show (Whichever occurs first). This is Telehell; The Podcast where We cover the worst, the dumbest, the most sin-worthy of TV moments from the past 7 decades. Add dry wit and cheesy jokes to the mix, and you've got something that will last throughout eternity--we hope. New Shows are now MONTHLY (Life got in the way one too many times), but we're still here...and remember..."If It's Not in Telehell...It's Not worth a Damn!"

Plans for 2026

Dec 25, 2025

Merry/Happy Holiday of your choice, let's get down to business...

0:00 - Opening remarks/Personal News
1:40 - The Fate of Telehell
4:16 - Telehell REMASTERED: An Introduction
11:29 - Telehell REMASTERED: The Lineup
14:10 - Bye, bye, "Seasons" of the show
16:17 - Patreon Stuff
17:00 - Closing thoughts/When the REMASTERED...

EPISODE #121 - Baby Talk (Part 2)

Nov 27, 2025

(UNOFFICIAL) SEASON 7 FINALE: I continue to look after the future spawns of evil as we also continue to look at a TV show Nobody Wanted to Continue...and yet it did...And don't worry, we keep the screaming babies to a Bare minimum here.

We'll see you in 2026 in a New MONTHLY format (we'll explain at the end)!

ALSO...

EPISODE #120 - The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (1980 TV Movie)

Oct 30, 2025

TELEHELL-O-WEEN concludes with--what I may truly feel--is one of the Worst Literary Adaptations ever made for Television...surprsingly enough, it's NOT because young Jeff Goldblum is Ichabod Crane; thats the LEAST of this movie's problems.

SPONSORED BY:
Dave's Archives
Annex 3
Kier's Nostalgia Corner
Kev the Ripper
and...

EPISODE #119 - The New Addams Family (1998)

Oct 28, 2025

TELEHELL-O-WEEN Continues; as we take a look at the Distant Canadian cousin of a creepy, kooky, mysterious and spooky family...one that should've been disowned & put up for adoption from the family.

CORRECTION: One of our listeners reminded me that the ORIGINAL "Addams Family" actually aired on ABC instead...

EPISODE #118 - Struck by Lightning (1979)

Oct 26, 2025

Welcome to TELEHELL-O-WEEN!! We will be presenting Three shows this week that each involve something Spooky...and we begin this week with an attempt to make Frankenstein funny, minus the aid of Mel Brooks.

SPONSORED BY:
Dave's Archives
Annex 3
Kier's Nostalgia Corner
Kev The Ripper
and (of course) our